So for all my worry that my mother would adopt a dog, it turns out we’ve adopted two cats instead. The strategy with my existing cat, Admiral Janeway, will simply be to keep them apart.

We haven’t picked names for them yet. “Blackie” and “Greece” are the names they went by at Countryside Rescue (in the western outskirts of Santa Rosa), but we’ll almost certainly rename them.
They are adorable, affectionate cats. The black one is more inquisitive. The grey one is more shy. They are brothers that have managed to stay together since birth. The truth is, it didn’t even occur to either of us that they should now be separated.
Apparently, the Captain came by, and just wanted to sleep on the cat furniture. My mother was offended when he didn’t want to be petted—she hadn’t seen him in probably a week—and promptly threw him out. The back cat door is now closed. Unfortunately, this also blocks out Gypsy, the neighbor cat who has been coming in for company and food when his humans, who live next door to us, aren’t home.